Yeah it's been a while since I've been on DA, so I thought I would explain the reason for my absense in the most truth-stressed way possible.

The towering infernoes lit up the sky with their diabolical flames. I was the only survivor, everyone else lay dead. The raiding party appeared out of nowhere, and we had no place to run. The lucky ones died first, the rest had to live on through the painful agony of their torture. When the flames arose, I felt a sense of peace. They scorched the raiders and allowed me to escape. Limping away from the twisted wreckage of the raiders's camp, I started making my way back to the city of DeviantArt, where I would start the greatest challenge of my life...

Or something like that. In any case, I'll try to be back on DA regularly when I have the time. Until then, DFTBA.